This is going to be a vapid, plot-less movie with a bunch of over-the-hill actors trying to recapture past movie glory. With that said: This will be the coolest guy move EVER! I can just hear the movie trailer guy saying: “This time, everything gets blowed the F up!” Here’s what you need to know about this movie: guns, explosions, Eric Roberts as the villain, tropical locales, more explosions, martial arts and I’m hoping Schwarzenegger yelling, “Git to da choppa!” Before you get to the trailer, here’s a list of cast members: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brittany Murphy, Danny Trejo, Charisma Carpenter. Set to release on August 20, 2010, The Expendables will become one of those movies that plays on the local Fox station or on TNT/TBS once a month – that you watch every d@mn time…